Alright, Mr. Academia, this article is laughable, to be honest! If this is the game you're bringing to the academia, well, no wonder it's in shambles.

This whole opinion piece can be summed up as follows: "I will provide no direct quotes or clips but instead assume the worst about JBP and judge him to be a distasteful and conniving individual, despite not knowing him personally or having ever interracted with him. Also I'm going to war... or something."

HAIL THE ALMIGHTY DOLLA' AND SELF PRESERVATION! HAHA!